Unless You’re Grumpy Cat, Stop Being So Negative, Okay?

Grumpy Cat Weight Loss Meme When you’re overweight, very few things are easy. It’s hard to walk across the house or yard, hard to sleep at night, hard to maintain social relationships, hard to look in the mirror. It’s hard to just be overweight.

That’s not to say that everything about being overweight is tough. One thing that’s incredibly easy is being negative.

Just ask Grumpy Cat. She’s made an career out of being negative.

Joking aside, it is crazy how easy it is to make jokes at your own expense, talk yourself down, and more often than not, sink into depression. The negativity is easy to find and even easier to embrace.

I know this is true because I fell into this trap. One of my primary defense mechanisms has always been self-deprecation. I mean, if I mock myself before someone else can, then I’m the one in control.

Right? Right?

Unless You’re Grumpy Cat, That Ain’t The Case.

All negativity and self-deprecation do is make you even more unhappy. For me, the negativity just made me angry, sullen, and hard to be around. One of my friends once said that my weight was always like a black cloud over my head that followed me around.

And let me tell you, folks: I wasn’t Grumpy Cat. Life wasn’t one hilarious internet cat meme after another. Being that guy sucked.

For me, and for everyone around me.

Grumpy Cat Addicted to Fitness Meme

I couldn’t lose a pound of weight until I stopped being that guy. I couldn’t do anything but gain weight because I saw myself so poorly. Now, I’m not saying that I thought I was worthless or anything like that, but I was pretty down on myself.

But I being negative was so easy. And working out and losing weight took so much effort. So I went with the negative.

Most people do.

But this is me telling you folks to stop it. Just stop. Stop making fun of yourselves. Stop seeing being overweight as being a bad thing. Stop seeing your life and your situation as a barrier to your happiness. Start thinking about things differently.

It’s All Mental

The first thing you have to do to lose the negativity is understand it’s not that looking on the brighter side of things isn’t that far from the negative. As Obi-Wan would say, it just takes “a certain point of view.”

You’re not fat; you’re overweight. You’re not lazy; you’re unmotivated. You’re not incapable; you’re untrained.

See what I did there? I changed words with negative connotations to similar words with positive connotations. That’s all it takes to change your entire outlook. And it’s all semantics.

It’s simple. But it’s not easy.

And it’s certainly not fast.

Changing the way you think about yourself, your health, and your approach to fitness is a tall order, but it is the only way you can get sustainable results. It’s the only thing that can take that black cloud from over your head and turn it into a ray of sunshine.

Unless you’re Grumpy Cat. Which you’re not.

Run! Mario-style!

Green Mushroom Fitness Meme

If that fat little plumber can do it, then so can you. Have you seen how far and how fast that little guy will run after a mushroom? When was the last time you chased down a veggie like that?


How to Exercise When You’re Sick

Fitnes Meme - Exercising When You're Sick

Day four of the sickpocalypse. My new treadmill is taunting me, and so is the sun. I want to run, but just walking to the kitchen for a bottle of water and a piece of fruit wears me out and makes me dizzy.

I have to remember that it’s okay not to exercise. Just like rest days during your training routines, sick days are not optional days off. Your body has to heal. Don’t push it too hard. Or if you’re like me, don’t push it at all.

The road, weights, treadmill, whatever will still be there when you’re well. The road can wait; your health can’t. Take care of yourselves!

Run While You Can

Run While You Can - Fitness Meme

You know, that’s kind of how I feel today. Something always comes up. Either it’s too cold, you’re too busy, you didn’t eat a good dinner last night, you didn’t sleep well, whatever. Something comes up as an excuse for you not to run, so you don’t.

Not that you can’t. You don’t.

Let me tell you where don’t gets you: two years ago, I couldn’t run. I physically could not do it. I couldn’t go 15 seconds without thinking my heart was going to pop out of my chest, that my legs were going to fail, and that I was going to have an asthma attack. I couldn’t even jog for half of what C25K‘s first interval of the first day of the first week.

I couldn’t.

Well, today…I can. And I will.

If everything goes according to plan, my new treadmill will be delivered this afternoon. I’ll spend a couple hours after work putting it together, and then I’ll throw on some music or something off Netflix, and I’ll run.

Not because I have to.

But because I want to. Because I can. Because there is going to be some point in the future where I want to run, but I can’t. Because I’m sick or injured or just too old to keep it up. I will want to. But I will not physically be able to run.

But that’s not today. Today, I’m going to run while I can.

Are you?

Fitness Memes Kind of Bug Me

No, I don't. Sorry. Now, try to be nicer. Mmmkay?

The whole fitspiration thing kind of gets on my nerves. Or, rather, two specific kinds of fitspiration bother me: the kind that says to be fit, I have to be miserable. And the kind that makes fun of how I choose to exercise.

First of all, being fit is about feeling fantastic, healthy, energetic. Not half-dead, sore, aching, and begging for death because I went to the gym.

Maybe I’m cynical, jaded, or whatever, but when I see a picture of a runner or lifter completely worn out, tired, and miserable with a platitude like “you only know you’re totally alive when you feel totally dead” superimposed over it, I throw up a little in my mouth.

Of course, I’ve also never been a motivational poster kind of person, either. When I see a poster of a lion talking about leadership, I die a tiny bit inside.

I try to be an optimist–with try being the operative term, sometimes, but still…

But I’m also a realist. I’m pragmatic. I just can’t get motivated by some hot-bodied Asics jockey telling me I have to be miserable to be in shape or to get in shape.

For example, I present you-should-feel-bad-for-being-happy fitness meme, Exhibit A:

Running is Miserable Fitness Meme

Or Exhibit B:

Fitness Meme - Looking Cute

In addition, what doesn’t motivate me is some sarcastic, know-it-all comment mocking my level of fitness or my chosen activity just because it’s not seeing how much heavy stuff I can pick up at one time. Like the Bane/Batman image at the top of this post.

No, I might not lift as much as you do. But that doesn’t invalidate my opinions or make me less fit. (And yes, I do understand the sarcastic nature most of those memes are used in, but I have had it used to mock my newness to the fitness world.)

That said, you know what kind of fitness memes motivate me? The ones that link back to me being a geek. I like infographics. You know, the ones with statistics and numbers and information. I like memes that are funny, punny, or useful. Memes that can legitimately help me get better at what I do, or fitspiration that helps me see that what I’m doing works.

Like this:

You know, I like images and fitness memes that are actually going to motivate me. That tiny thing called positive reinforcement. The kind of motivation that–gasp!–doesn’t shame me, and instead makes me laugh.

Like this bird. This lovely, lovely sarcastic bird.

Runner Bird Fitness Meme

What about y’all? Do you buy into fitspiration and all that? What are some of your favorite fitness memes?